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Forks and Spoons Pt. 1

from Elephant In My Pajamas by Edge of Reality

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Composed by Joey Frevola. Audio conversation by Joey Frevola and Jon Frevola.

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Joey: How about spoons?

Jon: Spoons?

Joey: Spoons.

Jon: What do you want to talk about with spoons?

Joey: Well spoons, you see, they're shaped in such a way that you can scoop things, and I find that to be...

Jon:Well yeah, but, I mean, come on, when you get liquids they're just suddenly useless. Why would you even bother with a spoon?

Joey: I think you have spoon mixed up with a fork.

Jon: A fork?

Joey: Yeah.

Jon: What are you talking about?

Joey: See, forks are the ones with the little ridges in them. Where they have like ridges.

Jon: The little holes?

Joey: Yeah.

Jon: So you're telling me basically that this entire time I've had forks and spoons mixed up?

Joey: I suppose that's possible, yes.

Jon: Well I don't see how that's possible because, frankly, when you combine a fork and a spoon, you get a spork. What happens when you combine a spoon and a fork?

Joey: Well... That's actually a really good question.

Jon: You're gonna tell me "a knife" aren't you? I know what you're thinking. "It's a knife." But no, It can't be a knife. Think about it. Because a knife can't scoop up anything.

Joey: That's true, you've got me stumped on this one, Jon.

Jon: Butter and cream cheese. I mean, that's the best you'll get.

Joey: Yeah, I mean, you could theoretically use butter and cream cheese with either a spoon, fork, or knife if you're creative with it. Honestly, You just flip around the spoon and fork and use the handle and you've basically got a knife that's not sharp.

Jon: Why would you do that with a spoon? I mean, sorry, not with a spoon. I'm still getting that - uhhhhh - Fork! Yes! Why would you do that with a fork? I mean, that doesn't make any sense. It has little holes in it, right?

Joey: Yes it does.

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from Elephant In My Pajamas, released February 14, 2014

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Edge of Reality is an eclectic art metal band based in Nashville, TN that embodies a wide variety of influences and expresses both light-hearted narrative and thought-provoking concepts. They aim to inspire, to entertain, and to confuse through said influences, narrative, and concepts. ... more

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