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Moldy Banana Bread

from Vicious Circle by Edge of Reality

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lyrics

Gather 'round my little children
Storytime tonight will be frightening
Insanity, violence, and public hanging
But don't be scared
All these things
Will never come to be
If you avoid moldy banana bread

Once upon a time
There was a man named Harold
He was a normal guy
Small town. Family
He owned a farm
One night in his barn
He found banana bread
But it was moldy
He was so hungry
He ate it anyway
Sealing his dismal fate

-Children-
Grandpa, I don't get it..I mean what's so bad about moldy banana bread?
Yeah this story's not scary it's just weird

Well child what you don't know is that this bread is cursed
So don't interrupt me while I'm still providing exposition
The local witch doctor wanted Harold to go insane
So she cursed the bread to grow a mold that she knew would rot his brain

The poison coursed through Harold's veins
Clouding his sense of judgment. Taking over
The evil witch doctor's voice filled his head
Saying: destroy your town and burn your farm down.
Flames flew high as he entered a mindless trance
Consuming all he ever worked for
His eyes then turned to the small town so sound asleep
He couldn't hold back the impulse to creep

He woke from his trance with a dazed sense of travesty
Memories of the night haunting him
Can he face the consequence for what he's done?

Harold stands in the courtroom waiting to present his case to the jury,
But he is unaware he ate the evidence that could have cleared his name,
And Harold cannot be sure what caused his mind to slip away so he's afraid
To speak on his own behalf. His nerves are painting a blatant picture of his guiltiness

Jury, have we reached a final verdict?
Yes, we have. We sentence Harold guilty…

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from Vicious Circle, released August 30, 2016

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Edge of Reality Nashville, Tennessee

Edge of Reality is an eclectic art metal band based in Nashville, TN that embodies a wide variety of influences and expresses both light-hearted narrative and thought-provoking concepts. They aim to inspire, to entertain, and to confuse through said influences, narrative, and concepts. ... more

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